The quixotic journey of a man who has destroyed his state to burnish his conservative credentials is (allegedly) over. In a press conference this evening, Scott Walker will presumably cite lack of money, a raft of terrible policy positions, and not being Donald Trump as his reasons for dropping out of the 2016 GOP Presidential primary.

While his campaign lasted half as long as Tommy Thompson’s in 2008, and two weeks shorter than Tim Pawlenty’s, he was able to educate America on the dangers of carpentry onset baldness. We extend our sympathy to the citizens of Wisconsin who get him back full time, only with no real purpose behind his destruction of education and workers rights in the state of Wisconsin.